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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:31
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Too often, Black patients get late diagnoses of deadly skin cancer - The Washington Post
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Minds and Behinds
The tiny Logitech Keys-To-Go 2 keyboard lets me get work done almost anywhere - CNN
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
New Covid strain hits holiday hotspots as three new symptoms flagged - Cork Beo
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Mario Kart World is the perfect Switch 2 launch game - The Verge
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors